One of the nice *bonuses* of my job is that I get to think about what I will/won't let my (hypothetical, maybe one day) children do. Turns out, I would totally let my kid get body piercings (as they are reversible), but I'd make them wait until they were 18 to get a tattoo. Rich and I are on the same page here. So future, hypothetical, and non-existent children, you've got it here in writing.